Someone once told me that cutting onions is an art: if you chop them then your eyes will burn but if you carefully slice them your eyes will be spared. I have yet to perfect this art. I typically chop the onions up as fast as I possibly can and then flail about in the kitchen, cursing my burning eyes. André Baumecker managed to see the humor in this culinary torture and made a humorous typographic image out of chopped onions. Clearly he knows something about cutting onions that I don’t.